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Our family has taken a vote that the next Olympic sport should indeed be none other than the art of “Stair Sliding”! Over the past year we have been able to truly perfect this art to the point that everyone who is anyone in our area wants to have a sleepover here so that they can “stair slide”! Pictures have hit the internet, on Facebook, on cell phones, and now on video! The teens love to crash at the Steward’s because we teach “Stair Sliding 101”. We have determined that the best way to approach stair sliding is with the slickest sleeping bag possible. Upon entering our home for a sleepover your sleeping bag will be inspected to see if it meets the sliding criteria. The next step is to then sit on your bottom at the top and have someone give you what is called a “mega-push”. This push will allow the person in the sleeping bag to make it down the stairs in about fifteen seconds flat. This time can be accelerated by placing cardboard boxes or a large gymnastics mat on the stairs. Our team is now in training! Is yours?? We love that natural lawn care blogs too.