Reading And Pooping No kidding

greg — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:40:07 +0000

The honest truth is that sometimes I think it is funny when those people who act like their own poop doesn’t stink wind up getting hit with it. I know, it’s a horrible truth, but I am human! Back in my days of cancer fun I came across a smug lady while waiting for a mammogram. Now for those of you who have been deprived the most wonderful experience of getting a mammogram, let me tell you that you get the joy of taking off all of your garments from the waist up. Then you get to put on the world’s smallest half gown, which covers you from the waist up. This lovely little gown has a slit down the front so that your precious little boobies pop right out for the technician to squish in the machine. So, needless to say, I was in my sexy little half gown anxiously awaiting my turn for a squeeze when “Barbie” arrived for hers. She came in and smugly sat across from me with her fashion magazine and million dollar purse in tow. She had so thoughtfully turned her gown around so that the slit was in the back, so of course no one could see her precious paid for cargo. She tapped her foot on the floor as she waited not to patiently for her name to be called. She looked up once only to raise an eyebrow because yes, I was starring at her. She was so put out to be there who wouldn’t! Then the moment arrived and they called her name. As she rose to leave and she grabbed her cargo, her million dollar purse caught the edge of her gown and ever so eloquently tossed the whole thing over her forehead. The more she wrestled with it the more show the rest of us were getting. After she finally got herself out the door the room fell silent and then those of us left behind laughed most uncontrollably! Just doesn’t pay to be so smug!

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Reading And Pooping No kidding